I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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