Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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