I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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