how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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