There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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