so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
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