Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
My penis needs a shock collar
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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