At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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