Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just tell him i said nine months
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Oh god it's open bar.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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