I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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