how hairy? two words: wookie tits
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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