at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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