Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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