wrigley field is MILF paradise
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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