Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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