he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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