dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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