Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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