If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Sober January is a disaster.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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