so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
How's work?
Spinning.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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