I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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