YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
