I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
it was like eating out sand paper
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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