Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
