Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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