p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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