Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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