Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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