You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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