She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
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