...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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