I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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