So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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