hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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