"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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