Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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