goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Screwed.edu
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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