So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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