I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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