Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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