3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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