You surviving the open bar?
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Jerry, you need to find god
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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