if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
