There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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