But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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