He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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