Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He shit in the fireplace
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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