This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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