Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
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