He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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